Toffee #16

Toffee here, am currently stuck in a bureaucratic maze of horrors. It's a hellscape of bad and misleading website design and slow administrative processes.

Anyway, at this rate I'm starting to think the DMV is on par with the Post Office in terms of horribleness. I'd reckon Dregg would hate the DMV too if it had existed in his world.


No art today, but have some incorrect quotes.

Tira: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Polly: You're a hazard to society.
Dregg: And a coward. Do twenty.

Dregg: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Polly: B-bees?
Dregg: (loudly, to the back) HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
Polly: Wait, what?
Tira: *walks in grinning, holding a jar of bees*
Polly: WAIT ----

Amber, opening a Caprisun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away....

Justiceheart: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny.
Dregg: A bear.

Ada: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.
Dregg: Repeat that disgusting slander again, and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Tira: Let the princess holiday begin! Today the women rule. You have to do everything I tell you to do.
Dregg: How's that different from any other day of the year?

Hahaha yayyyy

- Toffee

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